The Best Suga Free Line Of All Time! [Vote Now]

What’s the funniest Suga Free line ever?  Vote for your favorite!

We’ve been laughing our ass off at Suga Free’s crazy one liners for over a decade now, so we decided it was time to find out what the West Coast thinks the BEST SUGA FREE LINE OF ALL TIME is!

Below are our top 20 favorites.  If you catch one that we forgot, drop a comment below and we’ll add it to the poll.  You can vote for up to 3 lines! On June 7th, 2009, the poll will close, and the Best Suga Free Line of all time will be officially determined! Spread this around to all your friends for some straight pimp shit.  We’ll see you tricks on the ho stroll.  Peace!

*POLL IS NOW CLOSED.  THANK YOU FOR VOTING!*

What is the best Suga Free line of all time? (Choose up to 3)

  • "Bitch come get your damn kids! You see em tearin up my shit...I'll whoop they ass, fuck waiting til baby turn her back" (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • "Mama Mia! I swear to God man the pimp game so deep in Mexico they say a pimp showed up in a tortilla!" (3.0%, 1 Votes)
  • "If you smell somethin stinkin that's me 'cause I'm the shit!" - "I'd Rather Give You My Bitch" (13.0%, 4 Votes)
  • “It ain’t my fault when I was a baby n*gga I fell in a box of glitter, and I’ve been shinin’, EVER…SINCE…THEN!” – “U Know My Name” (13.0%, 4 Votes)
  • “Bitch, you’ll have better trying to find Tupac than me buying you something off the ice cream truck!” – “Down, Down, Down” with DJ Quik (13.0%, 4 Votes)
  • “Bitch, jump in the air, stay there, til I tell you to come down, and when you do, you shut the fuck up!” – “Down, Down, Down” with DJ Quik (19.0%, 6 Votes)
  • “Hey Suga Free, why Roxy jockin’? Probably because she don’t want you to know she got caught watching a parrot fuck a carrot off some of that Oxycontin.” – “What The Pimpin’s There For” w/ Baby Bash (6.0%, 2 Votes)
  • “Now guess what? Chicken butt, bitch!” – “‘Til The Dawn” with E-40 (3.0%, 1 Votes)
  • “Don’t push me homie! I’ve been up for three days, short tempered, can’t eat nothing and my waves stank because I got a little pussy on ‘em!” – “Say Whoop” with Hi-C (3.0%, 1 Votes)
  • “She ties a mattress to her back for the easy lay” – “Sexy Thang” with Messy Marv (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • “Remind me when we get home to get going and crack my whip and pack your shit before I 92.3 The Beat yo ass!” – “Trust Me” with Snoop Dogg (6.0%, 2 Votes)
  • “Instead of living off me, she wants to suck my cock. I wouldn’t give a fuck, bitch, if she was dying of thirst. I’ll stick my dick in the gas tank in the Cadillac first.” – “U Fucked Up” (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • “Ho, you’z a thief. And if you mistreat my cash, point blank bitch, I’ll beat yo ass!" - "Whistle" (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • “Pull up your panties, pack your shit, wipe off my dick, and don’t you give me no more of that pussy! (Uh-uh)” – “Whistle” (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • “I wouldn’t give a squirt of piss to save a broke bitch.” – “I’d Rather Give You My Bitch” (10.0%, 3 Votes)
  • “I’d rather give you my bitch then let you breathe on my last bit of indo smoke.” – “I’d Rather Give You My Bitch” (6.0%, 2 Votes)
  • “Now correct me if I’m wrong. I love my money, myself, my weed, but anything else can get the fuck on!” – “Fly Fo Life” (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • “What’s up Suga Free? The price of pussy baby. The price of pussy bay-bayyyyyy!” – “Fly Fo Life” (0.0%, 0 Votes)
  • “I learnt her. She was talking shit in the shower when I was in there taking a piss – I flushed the toilet and burned her.” – “Y U Bullshittin Part 2” (3.0%, 1 Votes)
  • “And your whereabouts? Please. Ain’t a bone in my body that’ll probably allow me to attempt to pretend you’re something I care about.” – “I Don’t Know” with Tha Eastsidaz (3.0%, 1 Votes)
  • “If you act now, man I’ll throw in a ho that'll buff your knob. She used to work down there at the sperm bank, she got fired for drinking on the job." - "Why U Bullshittin" (29.0%, 9 Votes)
  • Now, I’d…never hit a woman (nah)…but I’ll slap the shit out of a bitch! Why you bullshittin?" (32.0%, 10 Votes)
  • What? You stuck? Ho if I tell you a flea can pull a tree, you get a chain and hook his lil ass up!” – “Do I Love Her?” with DJ Quik (16.0%, 5 Votes)

Total Voters: 31

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3 Comments For This Post

  1. fatdodger Says:

    You missed Mama mia!
    Swear to God man, pimp game so deep
    In Mexico they say a pimp showed up on a tortilla

    And Bitch come get yo’ damn kid, you see him tearin’ up my shit?
    She’s starin’ dead at they ass, you won’t tell ‘em to quit
    Now, I whoop they ass, fuck waitin’ ’till baby turn her back

  2. Eddie G Says:

    LMAO, those are couple good ones! I added them now

  3. fatdodger Says:

    I wanna vote again

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